Eight things every Obama supporter should believe ...

1. His kids went to school with Zbigniew Brzezinski.
2. With God’s help, Obama learned how to sleep in church with his eyes open.
3. When Obama says “Hope”, you’re supposed to say “How high?”
4. Every time Obama says “Change”, Arkansas and Kentucky change places.
5. Iran doesn’t really have a president, but Canada does.
6. “Preconditions” are those stripy pants that diplomats wear.
7. Obama’s grandmother burned down the Reichstag. It was totally not cool.
8. Ambition is Poverty. And he should know.